Pretty sure I’ve seen a very detailed digital painting of this on rule34 before.

Portal is a hot tag not gonna lie.

Ask and you shall receive.

Now you’re playing with portals!

Same XD and one that also includes Alyx

Ngl thats what everyone would do with portals xd

You know what I’m looking up

There are multiple I believe

I have said this same sentence so many times and i don’t even watch that much porn

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6372436

Now you’re thinking with portals

Now you’re eating with portals?

Portholes

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I know for a fact that you can 3d print this yourself

Is that what medium this is? Looks like claymation.

You don't know me

if u want something done right, u better do it yourself

Just imagine!!

Feels more like eating ass than it does like getting eaten out though.

Yeah this would have been super handy during the lockdowns when all the toilet paper ran out

Portalingus

Thanks

The cake was not a lie.

Had her cake and ate it

The cake was the friends we made along the way

IT FINALLY MAKES SENSE

cake? i thought this was an end table

Since free awards are gone, I hope you'll accept this meager replacement: 🏅

GLaDOS: Fucking please just complete the puzzle.

Glados: don't just stare at it, eat it!

My mind’s telling me no, but my body, my body’s telling me yeeeaaeess

Looking for this

wait is this the new mlk statue?

A statue of MLK using a portal gun to eat his own ass would be an improvement over the actual statue

I actually thought it was for a second. Took me a while to get it.

Would it feel like you’re eating ass or like getting your ass ate?

I've heard of man sucking their own dick and they said it just feels like sucking a dick.

yes

Both. Like a lonely threesome.

In my years knowing the portal series I did not ever think about this. BTW we need a portal gun irl now.

You better have surfaces made from moon rocks in your house.

Unfortunately it'd be impossible to buttfuck yourself, because when you thrust forward it would move your asshole away from your dick

Now you're thinking with portals

Lol when I first got portal this is immediately what I thought about...

7h and 100+ comments and no one has

looks like a great

portals work on white paint with moon dust inside...

They work on concrete too, pretty much anything smooth enough that isn’t metal.

Is this that mlk statue

I, also thought it was that, from a weird angle

Huge success

Eat yer own ass and you'll never be surprised by a fart.

As someone who is regularly surprised by his own farts, not the case

So, what happens if the portals get deactivated while she’s in between them like this

In the game it just pushes you out one side

The same thing that happens to companion cubes and any other object: they're pulled to either side.

Do you remember launching saw blades with the grav gun in ravenholm?

They say eating your own ass feels more like eating ass than getting your ass eaten

Source2

This will be Portal in 2022😳

I don’t think that Aperture intended for you to use the portal gun like that

I beg to differ. They went through so many candidates because they wouldn’t use the portal the right way.

plot twist: it's the multiplayer portals (orange/red, light/dark blue) which means she's doing someone else

The more the merrier

hmmmorny

I never liked Portal, until now.

What’s that cockroach penis looking thing?

A cockroach penis.

you mean the portal gun?

Take about cutting edge technology!

You know somebody is gonna see this and turn it into a coffee table.

Is that the new MLK statue I’m hearing about?

New fetish unlocked

Honestly I'd respect anyone who had a portal gun less if they didn't try this at least once.

thats sexy as fuck

If Reddit has taught me anything, it feels a lot more like eating out than getting eaten.

Is there an STL for this? …for research…

This took me a second to comprehend. There are some freaky beakies that like doing both so maybe that's the case.

In 2008 Valve released a game called Portal where you have two guns. One that shoots an orange portal and one that shoots a blue portal on to walls. When you walk in to one portal you come out the other. So this is a little mini figuring that's a lewd reference to that game

I dunno man, could be a reference to portal two instead...

Cat woman can do this without portals.

Yreka

now you're thinking with portals!

People judging but let they who are without self-oral with portals cast the first stone.

I’m making a note here: huge success.

It was only a matter of time. Honestly I’m surprised I didn’t see this sooner. I know about rule 34 and shit but seeing it printed so professionally is what I’m talking about.

8:11 in the morning and already hit the limit on Internet today.

Ngl a lot of people would do this if they had a portal gun

Now you’re thinking with portals!

Thought it was the new “Embrace Statue”

atbge

portalpanties

So much furry futanari things, i didn't know those degenerates were so creative

Rick Sanchez would be proud!!

Now you're

https://youtu.be/5d6UQawTuBY

"Hi I am Adam and I like to make tiny horny things"

That's enough internet for today

so we're just posting porn to this sub now?

I'ma need to know how to get this, this shit funny

ATBGE

I dunno man, I know 'eating ass' has become a thing, but no thanks.

Some people really missed that Chelle was very intentionally undersexualized to criticize the gaming industry.

I thought she had a goatee. Also, weird shoes.

long fall boots

ATBGE

I doubt anything gets more ATGE than this

ATBGE

Me when the me when when your mom and I me when 💯

Oh

Hahahahaha

Nice

hmmm....or is this mmmm?

I’d do this if I could

chell-brace

released on mlk day

Beautiful

talk about shitting where you eat

hmmm

Based

This was a triumph...

Anyone who says they wouldn’t do this to themselves is a liar.

I don’t know about you guys but I would rather not taste my own asshole

I’m down

I know damn too well Id do the same if I could

Indeed

The dream

10/10 would suck my own cock

She was a lot like you … Well, maybe not quite as horny. Now little Caroline is in you too.

Can we get an .stl?

I would

Wouldn't the portal not be visible on the other side of the wall/ceiling?

Haha LOL niche but nice work

Step-self what are we doing?

Would just try to give myself head if i had a portal gun

STL?

Damn some madlad made a 3d print of it

Menage a trois

... but you would if you could, right?

Gotta make sure the cake wasn't a lie

This is what I thought that MLK statue looked like at first

Not realistic you can only shoot a portal on a moonrock surface immersion broken.

kinda look like that new statue of king, minus the head and portals.

These tensegrity tables are so overdone.

Living the best life

Imagine the portal accidently closes by the spreading cum and she gets split in two

Portal 3 looks good

wtf- CHELL?!

I was gonna say they needed to chill but yes that works too.

I... Want this?

Fuck no

I mean, if i had a portal gun i would definatley try to suck my self off...

Don't act like you wouldn't...

Is that the portalgun you get from defeating the moonlord in teraria?

Hopsen from paradise or did this

Don't laugh, you would do it too

I thought this was a table for a second and I was considering whether it's worth the social suicide for the meme to have it in my living room.

Me fr fr

Deep hmmm

Your everyday "let's grab a beer after work".

Now wait a minute, we may actually be onto something here

Yup. I’d do the same. And im not a hot female.

RASTROBOY? I didn't expect to see you on my home page, what a coincidence.

I’m not gonna sit here and pretend I wouldn’t do the same

Now, where would I get one? For science of course...

was this the original design of the new MLK statue?

Thanks for the new format OP. Netted tens of thousands of upvotes off one post

More like Mmmhmmm

Yeah, i'd shoot two portals in a vertical line Undo my belt, lean in and Change pants without having to look down

I literally just finished portal 2 yesterday and this is what i see...

You’re welcome

What happens when you're in there? Are you falling infinitely in the same spot until you grab the ground outside of the portal?

God this is terrible. Is there like a link or something to where some loser (not me) could buy it?

This is art

I mean, would'nt you?

Would do the same thing, no cap, no homo

Let's be real here. Who wouldn't if we had a portal gun

There's 2 sets of hands 🤔

Where can I purchase :S

I’m not gonna lie I would absolutely do this given the opportunity

I have many a dream about being able to open portals in space

nice