1. In my years knowing the portal series I did not ever think about this. BTW we need a portal gun irl now.

  2. Unfortunately it'd be impossible to buttfuck yourself, because when you thrust forward it would move your asshole away from your dick

  3. The same thing that happens to companion cubes and any other object: they're pulled to either side.

  4. plot twist: it's the multiplayer portals (orange/red, light/dark blue) which means she's doing someone else

  5. In 2008 Valve released a game called Portal where you have two guns. One that shoots an orange portal and one that shoots a blue portal on to walls. When you walk in to one portal you come out the other. So this is a little mini figuring that's a lewd reference to that game

  6. It was only a matter of time. Honestly I’m surprised I didn’t see this sooner. I know about rule 34 and shit but seeing it printed so professionally is what I’m talking about.

  7. I thought this was a table for a second and I was considering whether it's worth the social suicide for the meme to have it in my living room.

  8. Yeah, i'd shoot two portals in a vertical line Undo my belt, lean in and Change pants without having to look down

  9. What happens when you're in there? Are you falling infinitely in the same spot until you grab the ground outside of the portal?

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