1. lol patient car driver… not saint…

  2. The entire "relative position" Pandora's box you opened: the time machine itself would be the only absolute reference position. That is, if you traveled back in time from a position x,y,z relative to the machine as origin and defining the axes, you would come back into existence at the same x, y, z with the machine still as the origin. Important effect of this completely fictional scenario: you could never travel back in time to before the machine became functional and the origin against which position is measured did not exist. Or, without a reference point, the machine pops you back into existence everywhere and no where.

  3. V44_ says:

    I always thought that it would be more interesting if the Time Machine itself just utilised a function of a larger machine that was at the centre of the universe and that machine was what created time itself in the first place… if that were the case, then you would be able to go as far back in time as you wanted… as long as you took the relative movement into account…

  4. V44_ says:

    Me and my partner… and it’s worth it every time.

  5. V44_ says:

    How can you improve?: firstly you can avoid asking the internet.

  6. V44_ says:

    If you have the time, put the glass in a cold oven and then bring it up to the melting temp of filament. The while it’s hot, use a plastic scraper for the bulk and then IPA.

  7. Bookmarked. I’ll read this later.

  8. V44_ says:

    I use the follow up flag in outlook. Then every few months I just mark them as done without doing them. One day I’ll actually do them before marking them as done and forgetting about them… one day…

  9. V44_ says:

    I’ve tried all of these… do I get Bingo?

  10. V44_ says:

    If you think about it, everybody dies of natural causes… it’s the immediate preceding events that people are concerned about…

  11. V44_ says:

    The sudden deceleration of the front of his skull followed shortly after by his asshole and everything in between.

  12. V44_ says:

    Anyone else realise the singer rounded pi down when it should have been up? 3.14159265358979323846

  13. V44_ says:

    If it actually went that fast, that ride is called the blender…

  14. V44_ says:

    Dog is smart, bacon tastes good so feed that piglet up good and fat.

  15. V44_ says:

    Yes but can he fold the laundry…

  16. V44_ says:

    Clean. Clean. Clean. And if there is any issues, Clean.

  17. V44_ says:

    Wtf happened to him in prison? Looks like he had his magical power taken away…

  18. Good thing she didn’t actually get banned then.

  19. V44_ says:

    Ok so she gets her tits out and it’s ok, but when I pull my penis out, I’m a pervert and have to get out of the women’s change rooms.

  20. V44_ says:

    Yeah chest can hurt like a bitch. Hurts more around the sides the collarbone and in the centre because it’s closer to the bone… although in his case there’s quite a lot of bone.

  21. V44_ says:

    This is just to get comments and views.

  22. V44_ says:

    As an Aussie Electrician this totally baffled me until I looked up your colour coding. In Australia -Green or Green/Yellow is Earth, Black is Neutral and the active colours are Red White and Blue. As I understand it, Canadian Standards have the neutral in white while black is an active colour.

  23. V44_ says:

    That bird looked frustrated as fuck.

  24. V44_ says:

    When she said “one time at my lake house” I thought that was going to go another way.

  25. V44_ says:

    Just desolder them or cut them off.

  26. V44_ says:

    She’s only taking issue because dogs are good judges of character and she’s obviously no good…

  27. V44_ says:

    Apartments selling for $1M.

  28. I have family members and employees that text just like this. I refer to it as clickbait texting. It's like we are playing a game where I have to keep asking them questions to try and get to the needed information. I hate it.

  29. V44_ says:

    I had a boss once who would send me random messages saying “Hi mate.” and the next message would be the actual proper message which would just be something like “Could you do xyz tomorrow morning” or something like that.

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